Concert Calendar updated regularly. Everything else last updated April 1st, 2004 And now, a message from your host: Welcome, fools.  My name is Mike, and I bring you neither peace nor love (nor cookies, unless you're very nice to me).  What I bring is something far more sinister - a collection of random junk that I feel will somehow interest you despite your not figuring in it whatsoever.  Why do I bother?  I'm not sure, but I think there's some sort of governing body that takes down any personal webpage that doesn't fit this particular format, so I'm not going to rock the boat.  Anyhow, consider yourself warned.

This here page is about the junk that clutters up my existence and that is probably keeping me from reaching true enlightenment.  Some of it can also be used (by you!) to make your life better.  Really.  Ok, so it's not much in terms of percentage, but I like to think that somewhere in here is something other than self-serving drivel.  Let's have a look around, shall we?

Contents may settle during shipping Do you like music?  Lord knows I do, and I tend to waste a very large portion of my time on various musical activities and practices.  Click on the whistle playing hottie to be whisked away to a magical world where I talk about my groups, demos, favorite music, et cetera.  Note that said hottie is not representative of my musical tastes in more than a general "I like both cute girls and tin whistles" sort of way. When I'm not busy ogling flautists, what little time I have left is largely spent playing video games.  In this section I tell you how you can most efficiently waste your time through emulators and the joys of the N64.  For those of you who haven't yet been scared away, there's also an entire section on video game culture. On very rare occasions, I feel the need to say something about some other thing.  Should the need arise to vent, I will post my thoughts in this little corner.  It also serves as the news section of the site, and it features an archive of the things that I've written previously that I think are worth some attention. I can admit when I'm wrong. The comics page was too much effort for me to do, so I've decided to replace it with a sampling of the photos that I've taken in the last little while. Even better - it's already finished! Here you will find the answers to all the questions you could have about me, whether they be induced by voyeurism or merely boredom.  And to save you some time, no, I am not related to Vanilla Ice. We hardly even talk anymore. Of course, no website would be complete without the requisite links section.  Go to these places and your life will be better. What, are you trying to say you don't like me?  Fine, go back to Matt's site for all I care.  Screw you.